Alyssa Grace

klingggg:

if you catch me staring at you in public I’m probably trying to figure out what the chances of you being a lesbian are

(via keeepholding0n)

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

(Source: rrraquelle, via guysibroughtthesnacks)

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via guysibroughtthesnacks)

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(via ruinedchildhood)

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

(Source: teresaferreira, via ruinedchildhood)

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

(via ruinedchildhood)

lissettemarie:

6fttallbunny:

kiefeon:

lissettemarie:

Only place I can post this lol

congrats!!!!


The fucking lighter is white too

Umm duh! ;p all white everything

lissettemarie:

6fttallbunny:

kiefeon:

lissettemarie:

Only place I can post this lol

congrats!!!!

The fucking lighter is white too

Umm duh! ;p all white everything

(via freeespiritedd)

trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

(via ruinedchildhood)

When you realize you have no friends to talk to when you need one 👌

vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

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livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: megatogepi, via unfollovving)

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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